This is a long one because it is likely the last one in a while

10.Alright, I am getting sick of reading baby books all day long, and want to read a good story. One that will get the blood going, it should be sexy, suspenseful, and preferably supernatural. I would also like to read a book for once with a good lesbian character in it, they are impossible to find at local bookstores. Anyway, while looking for this nonexistent book I found something interesting. Apparently, Kristanna Loken (robot chick in Terminater 3) and Michelle Rodriguez (LOST) are now a lesbian couple. Who seen that coming!

9. Kate is getting promoted soon to a behind the scenes type person. Her boss has invited the two of us to a party at his house next week when it will be announced. This is a good thing, not only will she be making more money, she will have more time to spend at home. It is also going to be an odd night, mostly because I have never meet anyone that she works with before.

8. The baby is a girl! I couldn’t help it, I needed to know. I’m no good with suspense. So it looks like her name will be Angele Beaudouin.

7. Kate has decided to get into body modification now that she has a job that is behind closed doors. I am supporting her with this, mostly because I am a weird person and I was originally attracted to Kate for being so unique and strange (also because I think that different is sexy). She wants to get fangs implanted into her mouth, and a split tongue, and little horns on her forehead. This is weird but awesome at the same time. She may also go further, but to what extent, I cant say. She had already talked about it with her boss, and he seems cool with it. Obviously this will be an expensive endeavor, and with the baby on the way, it may be a while before I have some extra cash.

6. IRON MAN!!!!!! (this movie WILL rock my socks off)

5. I like Kim Possible and I am 23 years old, once something is funny, it is always funny. If it makes me laugh it is a good show.

4. Kate is taking me to a Dave Mathews Band concert in Toronto on June 18th, we got decent seats, It’s going to ROCK!

3. Tila Tequila makes a mockery of all thing that I like in this world. I don’t think that I ever hated someone soooooo much, but yet want to have a nice romp with her. She is so hot, and yet so evil. I hate her! It hurts my head. I watched her show once, and that was enough to make me want to crawl through the TV and rip her head off. She got rid of the hottest girl on the show because she caught her making out with one of the other girls. Even though Tila had made out with several of them already earlier in the show! HYPOCRACY!!!! It is indeed time to get out your pitchforks, and march on her GIANT house and demand answers.

2. When life gives you lemons, complain about them!

1. You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!